and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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