But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
