The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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