Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Couch. On fire.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Text me some of your sweat
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