Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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