THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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