youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is it penis luge time yet?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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