no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
so much tequila, so little girl.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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