you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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