he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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