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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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