he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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