One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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