sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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