he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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