Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize