College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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