Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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