Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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