i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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