She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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