capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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