I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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