this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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