i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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