Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
