You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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