my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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