it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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