check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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