I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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