Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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