i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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