guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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