Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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