If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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