gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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