i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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