# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
