Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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