I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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