GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
