I must be too annoying 4 u.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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