you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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