We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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