It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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