I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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