I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
