Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
