Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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