hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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