I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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