Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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