your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This house was built for laser tag.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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