I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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