it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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